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OLD JOURNAL
ENTRIES 11.09.03
Believe it or not, I actually updated by Pictures section today.
I know you can't believe it! Check it out
for yourself. I hope you don't mind that I updated the section
earlier than expected (November 1934). Enjoy.
11.03.03
So, Michigan State lost to that Michigan team on
Saturday. I will give you a moment to regain your
composure.......MSU should've put me in. I would have stopped that
Chris Perry right in his tracks. Oh, you got nothin' homeboy.
Yeah, that's it right now.
I am too emotional to continue. This past weekend's loss to
the MSU football team has hit me right in the heart. And it hurt.
Kind of like finding out that Katie Holmes doesn't even know you
exist........yet.
10.7.03
Ok, first and foremost I have to give my
hat off to Heather Menzies who was the first person to notice my extremely,
extensively bad spelling ability. I mean come on people, how could you
not notice "dairy entry" instead of the politically correct "diary entry".
I expect more out of you my fans of HeyDief.com. If you missed this
one don't worry, I am sure there will be plenty more spelling errors in me
to come.
So, today is voting day out in California, and it appears that
Arnold is going to be Governor. I was watching highlights from last
week's debate and everyone was picking on Arnold saying stuff like, "Yeah
okay, ARNOLD!" or "Oh, is that how you feel about the American people,
ARNOLD!" I could not believe how well Arnold was keeping his cool.
I was expecting him to bust out with "You lack discipline" or "Stop It" or
"My CPU is a Nero-net processor, a learning computer!" But no, he just
said stuff like, "Well, I have a different view on that." or "I love illegal
immigrants because I am. Plus, I like Nintendo." (well, maybe not so
much...)
10.1.03
So, last Thursday night
Gorman, Christian, and I went to the Tigers game. Believe it or not,
they ended up winning in the 11th, but that's not why I am posting.
I mean, who cares if the Tigers win anyways? So, the Minnesota Twins
right fielder was this loser named Lew Ford. Since his name is so
easy to make fun of I decided to go ahead and do that exact thing. I
started off things with every 15.6 seconds yelling "Ford Windstar".
After the classic Wesley Wills song of course! Anyways, here's a
picture of the loser, who did go 2-4 in the game with a double and 432
verbal cheap-shots from yours truly.
Some classic lines from the game:
-"Some people think Ford first, but I think your suck. Loser!"
-"Leewwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
-"I've got two words for you: Go back to Milwaukee!"
-"The Mall of America sucks and so do you!" (compliments of Gorman)
-"So, Ford do you have any sponsors? Oh wait. Of course you
do.....FORD WINDSTAR"
Yeah, he pretty much hated us.....
TEXAS LONGHORNS HAT UPDATE
In preparation
for the Michigan State tailgate last weekend, I decided it was time to fix
good ole' Betsy. I proceed to follow the first solution that
was discussed earlier. Basically, I was a stud and fixed the hat via
thread and needle. Yeah, basically the hat is back to normal and
consequently the legend will continue.
  
 
And most importantly, Happy Birthday Bortha P!
Also, happy birthday to Bortha K and PC who had their birthday this past
weekend. To embarrass them all, I have displayed hilarious pictures
of all three of them. Enjoy.
09.22.03
So, today at work I was walking
past a fellow co-worker and we simultaneously (at the same time, or
concurrently, if you will) asked each other "How are you?" There was
that second of silence and then I answered, "Good." Then about
another second later he responded with "Good", as well. My question
is: When he says 'good' does he mean: "I am doing good as
well" or does he mean "I am glad that you are doing good." Just
thinking in my strange little (but compact and cute) brain.
After losing much sleep this weekend over
the loss of my favorite hat, Tejas, I have set aside and dedicated
tomorrow's entire evening towards the repair and return of this famous
legendary hat. Yes, pictures to follow shortly.
The Lions lost yesterday. Hate to see
that:) Wait I forget, who won Monday Night Football last Tuesday?*
Yeah, I think it would be that team from the Big D....
-Dief
*When I say Tuesday, what I really meant was the day
before Tuesday.
09.16.03
Okay. So I know what you are thinking: Damn
Dief you haven't updated your website in like a billion years!
What's the deal? Well, I have been very busy.....blaw...blaw..blaw
(is that the correct spelling?). Anyways, heydief.com is
back. And I will attempt* to start a little journal / log of
what is going on in my life since I don't always have the time to
respond to all my fan club mail I get all the time. Okay,
let's get this thing started......
So, I was up at MSU this past
weekend and my beloved University of Texas hat that I have had for
over 8 years broke during the tailgating festivities. I know
you are as deeply crushed as I am, so I will give you a minute to
regain your composure......okay, now to give you a better feel for
what we (yes, you are now involved) are dealing with I have
provided detailed pictures of the hat.
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The "injury" |
Now since this hat is legendary I have to devise a
way of fixing it. Now after much thought consideration I
have come up with three possible solutions:
1. Drill two small holes (2mm in diameter. that's a 2M
hole for all you engineers out there) parallel to one another in a
vertical orientation into the hard plastic of the hat. Then
I will stitch multiple loops through the small holes into the
cloth material of the hat. This should be strong to hold the
forces associated with wearing a hat.
2. Buy a new hat. Wait, what?
That is not an option. It took some serious work to get that
hat to its final color: a really dirty dirty dirt-colored
brown. You can't buy that sort of look!
3. Wear it broken. I have always
strived to have that sort of 'homeboy' look. Now here's my
chance.
Yes, I know I am retarded about writing about this,
but at least it will get this journal thing rolling.
-Dief
*now when I say attempt, what I really meant
is that I will post every other even Tuesday of every third month
only if it is during a summer or winter solstice.
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