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Dief's Top Ten List
The women that will eventually be infatuated
with The Dief
January 2003
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Ranking |
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Last Month |
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1st |
Katie Holmes |
1st |
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Comment: Yeah, so is she
ever going to meet me, fall in love, and eventually marry me?
Well, no. But, is she still frickin' hot as they come?
Well, yes. Well then, hence Miss Holmes hanging on to the
number one spot. |
| 2nd |
Natalie Portman |
3rd |
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Comment: Ok, so my parents being the
coolest people in the world got me some amazing Star Wars 2 items
for Christmas. A Natalie Portman action figure, a Natalie
Portman puzzle, and even a Natalie Portman bookmark. It does
not get much than spending Christmas morning with Natalie. |
| 3rd |
Jennifer Garner |
2nd |
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Comment: So, I watched my first ever
episode of Alias the other day and she looked amazing.
She was playing some uncover cop in the episode looking for trouble
and boy I wished she would have found me. I love getting
booked by hot chicks in police outfits. |
| 4th |
Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen |
6th |
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Comment: I thought they were 18, I
swear! Yeah, last I heard from these hotties was that they had
grown an attraction lately to some kid that went by the by the name
Double C. Interesting and once again, how does he do time and
time again? |
| 5th |
Rachel Leigh Cook |
5th |
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Comment: When is she going to be in
another movie so I can convince some girl to go out on a date
to the movies with me so I can see Rachel again? I just can't
go to the movies by myself now can I! |
| 6th |
Larisa Oleynik |
7th |
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Comment: Cute Cute Cute. It's as
simple as that. She's frickin' adorable and is slowly moving
up the charts. |
| 7th |
Elisabeth Filarski |
4th |
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Comment: It's hard to hold your position
on this chart when you are never on TV anymore. Yeah, I know
the Survivor she was on is long but over, but I can only watch the
reruns I taped so many times to fill my Elisabeth quota! |
| 8th |
Vanessa Marcil |
9th |
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Comment: A new favorite of not only mine
but also K Dog, Keith Siegel. Keith, you should really make a
move on her. Seriously, "come on Keith!!!" |
| 9th |
Mandy Moore |
8th |
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Comment: The only reason
she has moved down one stop on the chart is due to the fact that she
hangs out with Jack Osborne. Why, I don't know, but in any
event no one in their right mind would want to have any sort of
interaction with that whack-job! Come one Mandy, you know
better! |
| 10th |
Jessica Alba |
10th |
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Comment: An unbelievable sizzling
hottie. Perfect complexion. Amazing body. What
else could you possibly want? Ok, maybe a make-out session.
Or heck, I would even be in Cloud Nine if she just held my hand for
like 10 seconds! |
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December 2002 Top 10 List |
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