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Dief's Top Ten List
*at the end of every month I will rate my favorite women of
celebrity status
December 2002
(so I skipped November....)
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Ranking |
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Last Month |
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1st |
Katie Holmes |
1st |
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Comment: I never thought
playing hard-to-get would ever be such a turn-on, but oh my god it
is! I keep called her on my cell, sending her flowers, and
even sending her countless emails with pictures of
her and I. After all of this,
still nothing. I do have this going for me though:
Rumors have it that if her actual* boyfriend, Chris Klein, does not
propose to her by her birthday on the 22nd of this month, they are
over. No word on any proposals yet, so it looks like I might
get an early new years gift!
*meaning not me |
| 2nd |
Jennifer Garner |
3rd |
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Comment: Yeah so I started watching her
show, Alias, because I figured I should be at least watching the
television show of the girl that I make-out with every other
Tuesday. The show is good, but not as good as the real thing.
(insert massive eye winking and childish grinning) |
| 3rd |
Natalie Portman |
2nd |
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Comment: I have not seen Star Wars 2 in
awhile, so until I own the DVD or she decides to have dinner with
me, it appears that Miss Portman is on a slow decline in the
countdown. It's a damn shame too because she is so trim. |
| 4th |
Elisabeth Filarski |
5th |
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Comment: You know I probably would've
had a better chance at stealing Elisabeth from her fiancé if I had
been on Survivor 2. God, now I think of this! Oh well,
at least I have still have Katie, Natalie, and Jennifer to comfort
me in this time of need. |
| 5th |
Rachel Leigh Cook |
7th |
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Comment: Innocence. It's probably
my number 1 feature in a woman that I look for and boy does Rachel
possess this! Boy, 'she's all that' and a bad of chips.
You can type that again! Boy, 'she's all that' and a bad of
chips. (wow, I actually did just type that again) |
| 6th |
Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen |
6th |
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Comment: The older they get the hotter
and hotter they are getting. Pretty soon they will be off the
chart! Hey, they are just a little too young for me, but heck
maybe Double CC should give a pass at this serious trim action!
Give them a little 'how's your father.' Hit that high C!!! |
| 7th |
Larisa Oleynik |
NR |
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Comment: I probably can't think of 10
things I hate about her, but I sure as heck can think of at least 10
things I love about this cute little hottie! Can we say
Boo-Yah!!!! |
| 8th |
Mandy Moore |
4th |
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Comment: No real reason here why Mandy
has dropped in the ratings here other than for the fact that I can't
find that amazing picture of her in Maxim that I was lucky enough to
witness in Ann Arbor over the summer. If I ever find it, she
will surely recover her ranking. |
| 9th |
Vanessa Marcil |
NA |
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Comment: Ok, so my mom
and sister just got back from the 'Daytime Soap Weekend' in Disney
World and had all these amazing pictures of her in person, and I
will confess they caught my eye. They are going to have to
admit me to General Hospital if I keep staring at her for much
longer! |
| 10th |
Jessica Alba |
8th |
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Comment: She DIEFinitely has the cutest
factor working for her here. If only she could know who 'The
Dief' was... |
Dropping Out
Jessica Simpson (9th)
Jennifer Aniston (10th) |
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